Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 05, 1993

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Cathy: Cookies all over town are screaming for me to be with them...The bowl of fruit in my kitchen isn't making a peep. Cathy: A chocolate cake I've never met is calling me by name...The head of lettuce I lovingly picked out doesn't know I exist. Cathy: Donuts twenty miles away are pleading for my company...The celery in my hand couldn't care less. Diet setback #2: Produce is too aloof.