Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 27, 1993

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Saleswoman: How's that last suit? Cathy: It smashes my chest, crushes my stomach and makes my rear look grotesque. It squashes every bit of fat on my body out the leg holes, making my thighs balloon out like two disgusting white sausages. The only thing more repulsive to me than this bathing suit is the thought of having to get completely re-dressed to go pick out some other ones to try on! Saleswoman: I love it when they get in the mood to buy.