Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 31, 1994
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ZENITH: Born at the peak of over-achiever yuppiedom. Read to in utero. Flash cards from day one. All gender-specific, non-educational toys banned from home. Obsessive sensory stimulation from one constant, attentive parent. GUS: Born during the "return to family values" economic slump. Teethed on the remote control. In and out of various cheap day-care centers. Sleeps with a plastic rifle on power ranger sheets. Two unique little souls. Two entirely different upbringings. Bonded forever by a force more powerful than all other input combined... Kids: GAP KIDS! GAP KIDS! GAP KIDS! Cathy: Peer pressure. Andrea: The mother of them all.