Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 08, 1996

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Cathy: Don't ask. Mr. Pinkley: Now what? Cathy: Business affairs will only drink regular decaf, accounting wants vanilla bean decaf. Personnel says it's kona blend tastes like hazelnut if they use the same machine as marketing...management says caffeine residue from creative's mocha java is getting into it's decaf almond, and refuses to use the same pot. Research won't drink coffee at all unless it's made in a pressed pot with bottled spring water. Clerical doesn't really care, but demanded its own pot because all the other departments have their own pots. Mr. Pinkley: When I dreamed of corporate growth, I never thought it would be in kitchen appliances. Don't touch Don't tamper Don't mix DOn't remove Don't taste Don't use