Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 15, 1996

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Old Mature Pre-mature Cathy: Calcium-fortified antacids to counter effect of premature bone weakening..cremes to combat signs of premature aging..makeup to cover premature fine lines around the eyes..baggy jeans to camouflage premature lower body sag...hair color to disguise premature graying..whitener to mask premature yellowing of the teeth...oversized digital display to compensate for premature vision deterioration...More java! I'm prematurely exhausted! . Raised on credit cards, installment plans and a false sense of security in general, the baby boomers face the future proudly clutching our own unique philosophy..buy the cure without owning the problem.