Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 01, 1998

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Saleswoman: This season there are three choicesof skirt lengths: Dumpy, dumpier, dumpiest. Dumpy hits mid-knee... dumpier hits mid-calf... dumpiest hits mid-ankle... Choose one and establish your own personal statement... or buy all three and amaze your friends and co-workers with your full spectrum of dumpiness! Cathy: ...And yet, incredibly, men are the ones who hate to shop.