Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 05, 1998

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Saleswoman: Gray is the new black! Cathy: Huh? Saleswoman: Flat is the new height! Saleswoman: Cashmere is the new cotton! Saleswoman: Rayon is the new silk! Saleswoman: Skirts are the new pants! Saleswoman: Sparkles are the new casual! Get them dizzy enough and they'll start buying just to reorient themselves! Cathy: Aack! Saleswoman: Hysteria is the new attitude!