Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 11, 1998
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Mom: Do you honesty think you'd ever be dashing down the street chased by handsome photographers like she is if you bought those shoes? Cathy: No. Mom: Does any part of you still believe you'd have that rear end if you owned that exercise machine? Cathy: No. Mom: Any fiber of your being believe that the rest of you would look like that if you had on that underwear? Cathy: No. Mom: Does any brain cell believe you'd have that face and/or hair if you used that makeup and/or shampoo? Cathy: No. Mom: Does any corner of your mind think you'd be sitting in that car with that man if you wore that cologne? Cathy: No. Mom: Any remote speck of your imagination think you'd find yourself in that situation on the beach if you owned those jeans? Cathy: No. Mom: Does any shred of your consciousness still think that if you spent $500 on those matching plastic hangers and boxes that your closet would look like that?? Cathy: Yes! I believe! Yes!! Mom: God bless that which hasn't disillusioned us yet.