Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 01, 1998

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Cathy reading: "500 ideal holiday gifts" "800 lovely holiday gifts" 225 darling holiday gifts" 101 unique holiday gifts" "300 fun holiday gifts" "999 special holiday gifts" "780 incredible holiday gifts" "650 throughtful holiday gifts" "400 gorgeous holiday gifts" 10,000 perfect holiday gifts spread out before me.... I'm going to sit down with all my holiday catalogs, order all my gifts, and fulfill a lifelong dream of being ready early for Christmas! I won't order any boyfriend gifts since I don't know if I'll be dating anyone...but I'll order all my girlfriend gifts! I can't order any girlfirend gifts because I don't know who's on a "card only" basis this year..But I'll order co-worker gifts. I can't order co-worker gifts because I don't know the office gift policy...But I'll order kids gifts.I can't order kids' gifts until I call all the families and find out what phase everyone's kids are in..I'm finally here..I have the catalogs, the time, the engery and enthusiasm to order all my Christmas gifts and the only people I'm sure I'm shopping for are you, Mom and Dad!! Dad/Mom: We don't want anything.