Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 19, 1999

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Dad: How about this for Cathy? Mom: Not special enough. Dad: How about this? Mom: Not unique enough. Dad: This? Mom: It has to be amazing!..one of a kind! I want a gift that will wipe away her worries and make her feel confident. Proud and completely loved! Something that will let her know what a beautiful, brilliant, talented, incredible human being she is every time she looks at it! Baby!! Cathy: Mom! Dad: ..and the best of all, she's unreturnable! Too small. Too big. Too ordinary. too weird. Too impersonal. Too predictable. Too silly. Too ugly. Too useless. Too red. Another couple decided to just stick a bow on Mother's head and be done with it.