Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 26, 1999
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Cathy: A date?? Are you kidding?? I haven't even started looking for a date yet!! Gone Shopping. Turn of the century New Year's Eve Babes. 1900 Strapped wire cage to backside to make rear look bigger, The Bustle. 2000 Spent every spare second working on backside to make rear look smaller. 1900 Dabbed cheeks with powder to look "done up." 2000 Researched, shopped for, tested and applied 46-step skin care and makeup system to look "natural." 1900 Total prep time: Five hours. 2000 Total prep time: 5,000 hours and counting...