Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 27, 2000

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Cathy: This one?...This one?...This one?...This one?... This one or this one or this one or this one? This one or this one or this one or this one? Saleswoman: Would you like to use a life line? Cathy: Yes! Saleswoman: Poll the audience? 50-50? Or phone a friend? Cathy: Poll the audience!...which top looks better on me? Shoppers: Tan! Gray! Green! Blue! Cathy: Aack! Inconclusive! I'll use my 50-50! Saleswoman: Bing! Blue and tan are eliminated! Cathy: But blue and tan were my favorites! Phone a friend!! Hello, Mom! In 30 seconds, tell me if I look better in the unreturnable green or gray top!! Mom: Why are you wasting your money on more tops?? Cathy: Aack!! I've used up all my lifelines and I haven't even gotten to shoes! I'm out! Loser! Loser!! Saleswoman: This had been another thrilling edition of "who wants to drive the salesclerk crazy?"