Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 30, 2001

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Man: What did she think? What did she mean? What did she want? What did she need? Cathy and woman: What did she wear? Cathy: Men could avoid almost all romantic blunders if they just paid attention to women's shoes. Man: What? Cathy: Are we infatuated? Are we insecure? Are we overconfident? Are we over you? It's all right there! Man: Where? Cathy: There! The pointiness of the toe...width of the heel...angle of the arch...flimsiness of the strap...the pain factor...the danger factor...the sleaze factor...a thousand combinations make a thousand distinct statements...Are we planning to marry you? Use you? Dump you? Just look down! Our shoes are like billboards! Man: I don't want to hear about it! They all look the same to me!! Cathy: Men may sometimes have the upper hand, but they'll never have the upper foot. Woman: If you'd noticed her humorless wedge, you would have known she was trouble today!