Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 17, 2002
March 16, 2002
March 18, 2002
Transcript:
10,000,000,000 - Function human: No interest. 10-Function remote: Man: Awesome! Upgraded hair and make up: No reaction. Upgraded pocket PC: Co-workers: Is that the new one?? Let me see! Let me see! Teeny little black dress: No response. Teeny little cell phone: Co-workers: Can I hold it? Can I try it? Me first!!!! Sleek stilettos, slinky pants, sultry sweater topped by an astoundingly brilliant, creative, insightful, loving, educated brain: Zip. Sleek laptop: Co-workers: I love it! I love it! I love it! Cathy: Forget "Victoria's Secret." Women should shop in "Victor's Secret." Co-workers: Wow! Is that a USB cable peeking out of your purse???
