Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 26, 2004

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Saleswoman: If you and your fiance plan to expand your family, you'll need... Cathy: Expand?? Oh, no! We're definitely not thinking about that right now! Mom: ("Not thinking about that right now". "Not thinking about that right now" could mean, "might possibly think about that some other time." "Might possibly" could mean "maybe"..."Maybe" might mean a "chance"... If there's a "chance," it's "conceivable" and "conceivable" means.... Bong, bong, bong! Dad: ...Now what? Cathy: I accidentally set off Mother's hope detector.