Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 16, 2004

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Saleswoman: If he wants it, he's already bought it for himself. If he hasn't bought it, it's because there's some obscure new version coming out that he's waiting for. Even if you find the obscure new version, it only counts if bought through his secret network of "buddies who can get a deal". ...Necktie? Cathy: Sigh. Saleswoman #2: At least it says you really understand him.