Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 15, 2009

Her description is more fanciful yet kinder than explaining “revenge of the sales lady”.

a real guy would grab a strait cut pair of pants and if they don’t fit go with a larger size.

And I always thought that throwing them on the floor in a heap would teach the next ones what would happen if they didn’t fit. Hmm…that might explain some things.

I hate it when I go to use a dressing room and some stupid jerk has thrown rejected clothes all over or even forgotten to take them out of there. It’s so stinking rude, not just to the next person who uses the dressing room but to the poor employees who have to go pick that stuff up and put it back out on the floor.

Irving pick up the rejects, and put them back on their respective hangers before I come in there and smack your bare butt!

Irving’s undergoing the longest, most painful sex-change operation in history…

Cathy teaching Irving how to shop is like a major league ball player giving tips to a t-ball player

When I try clothes on and they don’t fit I always made it habit of rehanging and taking them back. I’ve been to dressing rooms with clothes sitting and never sure if the tryer on is finished.

You can’t tie down a Banjo Man.