Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 05, 2010
August 04, 2010
August 06, 2010
Transcript:
Cathy: Do NOT call your office again, Irving! You'll regret it! Irving: I have to! Cathy: You'll sound desperate! Irving: I know what I'm doing! ...HELLO?? Do you miss me?? Do you still want me?? How do you feel about our future?? HELLO?...say something!..AACK!! CHICK TALK! CAREER SUICIDE! WHY DID... Cathy: Your iPhone dropped the call. Irving: Somehow it just knew! Oh, thank you, my brilliant smartphone!! Cathy: So much appreciation for the intuitive device. So little for the intuitive human....
“Chick talk” as “career suicide”? I guess his boss isn’t a female.
Irving doesn’t really have a clue what “chick talk” is, anyway - just wait til he’s married 20 years and has nothing but daughters. From experience, let me tell you that it’s “life suicide” not to be fluent in chick talk! And if he had the basics, he would have appreciated - at least in retrospect - what his wife was so intently trying to tell him from the start.