Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 27, 2011
March 26, 2011
March 28, 2011
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Spring, 2000......And the body part of the season is.... Cathy: Don't say the tummy! Don't say the chest! Not the thigh! Not the arm! Not the rear! Not...Not... Saleswoman: The calf! Cathy: Excuse me? Saleswoman: The pasty, bumpy, chunky, veiny 100% nude calf! Cathy: I beg your pardon? Saleswoman: The one part of your body you never thought would give you trouble, now has the power to destroy everything you put on! 44,000 acres of skirts dresses, shorts and capris...All designed to be worn with a bare calf! You can't tan it... Can't really reduce it... And you can't cover it with pantyhose anymore because all the shoes are open-toed sandals! Cathy: WAAH!! Saleswoman: The pouty lip! Also big this season!
notinksanymore over 13 years ago
Get sheer, seamless pantyhose and you can wear them with any shoes. Nobody is looking THAT closely at your toes, I promise.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
Once again, thank you mom and dad. All I need is bluejeans. Barefoot rocks.
gobblingup Premium Member over 13 years ago
Unless you’re a supermodel, it’s easy to be self-conscious about most parts of your body. So ignore all of that, and wear what you look good in (not always what is most comfortable, i.e. sweats)
I’m happy in blue jeans, but do not like going barefoot. Too much gross, pointy, slimy stuff on the ground and I’m not a fan of wiping my feet every 2 steps to get a piece of gravel or mud out of my feet.
trekkermint over 13 years ago
thar’s a cankle