Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 22, 2011
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SUNDAY One big day... One hundred big competitions... 8:00AM Human vs. leftover pizza Winner: Leftover pizza 9:00AM Human vs. toast Winner: Toast 11:00AM Human vs. frozen muffins Winner: Frozen muffins 1:00PM Human vs. peanut butter Winner: Peanut butter 4:00PM Human vs. cheese puffs Winner: Cheese puffs 7:00PM Human vs. ice cream Winner: Ice cream 9:00PM Human vs. exercise machine Winner: Human Cathy: Pblttt! This concludes the Sunday evening fat wrap-up. Cathy: How many more minutes until I can go back to the safety of my office??
NE1956 over 13 years ago
Human? I dunno, that gives Cathy a lot of credit. Maniac fits in here somehwere, but I really hate to be too insulting. And you will never see a MAN eating ice cream that way.
gobblingup Premium Member over 13 years ago
Human vs. scale – Winner: no one! The scale is broken and so is the human.
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
And she wonders why she keeps gaining weight.
Gretchen's Mom over 13 years ago
On Friday, all Cathy had was 93 calories worth of food and drinks in her refrigerator. Now, only 2 short days later, there’s toast, leftover pizza, ice cream, peanut butter, frozen muffins, and cheese puffs in the house. What in the world happened between then and now?!? That was a major grocery shopping binge she went on!