Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 16, 2011

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Cathy: Aren't you having more cake, Dad? Dad: No! Whew! No more cake! Mom: Here's some more cake! Dad: Oh, no...I really shouldn't have more cake. Mom: It's your birthday, dear! Of course you should have more cake! After the cake, we'll go on a nice, brisk two-mile walk, followed by our low-impact aerobics tape! Cathy: Right, Dad! Then we'll drink eight glasses of water to flush the calories from the system before they have a chance to grab onto anything and turn into fat! Mom: Yes! And just in case some are left hiding in there, we'll join a gym first thing in the morning and start a regular workout program! Cathy: Yes! And we'll cut down each meal by 150 calories!! Mom: We'll eliminate all fats! Cathy: We'll buy exercise equipment and actually use it!! Mom: ...Dear?? For men, it's a piece of cake, for women, it's a three-month relationship. Dad: Z Z Z SNORE Z Z