Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 29, 2012

Scary.

Sales Lady is playing dress up doll AGAIN. And she’s making up the rules as she goes along. Or is anyone here not taking me seriously in my suit (well, uniform). :-D

Morning Susan and lightenup. Yawn. Too early.

Noooooo!!!! Where is the bleach so I can do a brain scrub? That last outfit is going to scar me for life. Oddly enough, she could be someone’s ultimate fantasy. There’s someone for everyone, I guess.Good morning, Aaron! Good to hear from you, and glad to hear that your training is off to an exciting start. :-) Good morning, Susan, gmforde and the other morning nuts!Hello to GsMom, Billy, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, soonergal, lippyfish and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

Good morning everyone. That saleslady has been dealing with Cathy so many years that the saleslady knows Cathy can be talked into buying just about anything including that last one. Actually I’m thinking her boyfriend (i’ve lost his name this morning) would like that one.

The last outfit doesn’t look like a cowboy rustler look to me. It looks more like a dominatrix gone western. If she wore this on a date with Irving, I bet Irving would be scared to death of her! All she would need besides this outfit is a bullwhip, and spurs on her boots. Yikes!

Actually, I kind of like the officer! But then, I always did go for the military and nautical looks. Hmmmmmm, what does that say about me?!

She looks good in the safari one, to me.

Yes, Dominatrix in silly hat

That last outfit would scare the cattle.

Panel 1: OkayPanel 2: maybe to a costume partyPanel 3: Uh, noPanel 4: OMG!I will leave it at that, though don’t take that as a positive reaction. LOL love Aaron’s comment.

Yo friend Aaron. Your new Apple Thunderbolt monitor came today from Apple. Oh it’s sooo sweet. Can’t wait for you to see it. 27" of pure tech.

Hullo fellow Cathyites. Hope all is well. LMB and I are going for a walk down by the Potomac. He loves it there. See you later. Hiya rgcviper when you arrive.

Well, at least she’s wearing a thorough variety of weirdness … or worse.

Hello, everyone.

No Susan today? That’s odd. Susan, are you on vacation? We miss you!

Hi Cathyites!! Sorry gang, I can’t deal with any of these!!! Maybe if Cathy was still a teenager — but not 40 or 50-something as she was originally allowed to be in these comics. I think CG later made her a little younger (so she could get married and have the ultimate baby).

Thanx for the kind words last nite Billy — oops, I’m back to my usual late self tonite. I’m busy studying for the licensing exam for my LMSW, so whenever I either take a break or finish for the night is when I check the comics. Glad Aaron is safely on his mission and you’re not missing him too much!

I have a Cathy in my life. She is near retirement and has discovered that all those years of shopping were such a waste. She has over 200 pairs of shoes many years old never worn. Clothes left to the condo bought just for the beach but never worn. She is a mess.