Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 08, 2012

An eye roll from the Queen of obsessing, MORNING TO EVERYONE!!

Try insulting him, Cathy. If he thinks nice things are insults, he might think insults are nice.Hi Willi Nilli! Yes, I’ve started my new job. It’s going pretty well. Sometimes Archie (the dog) pulls at the leash and I have to hurry to keep up with him. He’s soo cute though! He’s white and cute and he’s so excited to see me when I arrive. Hi Aaron, Billy and Gabe! I hope you’re getting better in the hospital, Aaron and Gabe. Here’s a joke to give you a laugh:Q: Why did the gingerbread cookie cry?A: Because his mom was a wafer so long.Hi GretchensMom, Susan Newman, lindz.coop, rgcviper and all the rest of the Cathy nuts!Off to camp to dissect a crayfish!! See you later!

Don’t get your panties in a knot, Irving! I mean… take it easy, dude… You need your “man card” confiscated because you’re acting just like Cathy. Jeez…Good morning, mollie and Susan!Hi Billy, Aaron and Gabe! Hopefully no news is good news this morning. Has Gabe left the hospital now? What’s the latest on Aaron? I’m sure he loved seeing LMB yesterday and that’s great that the head nurse was so understanding. The mental image of LMB popping his little head out of the backpack made me smile. :-) Hugs to all of you!Hello to GsMom, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

Listen to her, Irving, STOP obsessing. Jeez, you’re worse than Cathy. She seems to be in control for a change.

Hi all Cathyites, just checking to see if Billy had checked in. My sister is coming for lunch, and I haven’t seen her since Christmas, so gotta run, be back tonite.

Everybody be happy today!!

Irving! you’re not doing any for the characters of us guys. Get a grip man. 0.0

Quick update – Gabe did indeed go home yesterday. His young son was upset when Aaron couldn’t go home with them. Mom, Dad, and I just finished a ‘how to give TLC with Aaron’ training session with Aaron’s PT crew. He goes home tomorrow. He’s under watch for post-surgical problems. LMB watched closely and took notes.

lightenup jr you’re so cool. Thanks for the joke. We all laughed. LMB got a tummy ache from laughing so hard. :-D

Thank you all for your kindness. Aaron has attitude to burn, so no worries. Career-ending injury? Maybe. Aaron will think about that when it’s time to give it thought. Our bud is tired from the morning workout so we’re heading for home until this evening.

Irving, you were just bloated yesterday! :P

When Cathy, “Queen Of The Nut Jobs”, rolls her eyes at someone else’s weirdness and makes more sense than they do on something . . . then the whole world just goes absolutely topsy-turvy for me! Am I now living in “The Twilight Zone” or what?!?!?!? Because my mind is officially BLOWN right now!!!!! ;-)

Dr. Billy: Glad you got to smuggle LMB into the hospital to visit his bff yesterday. Your description of him giving the super-cool head nurse a kiss for being so awesome regarding his “secret” visits to Aaron really made me smile! I’m glad Gabe got to go home yesterday . . . I’m even happier that Aaron finally gets to go home tomorrow!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!!! :-)

lightenupjr.: You’re just the cutest thing ever! Glad you’re here with us! :-)

Good afternoon to the 3 of you, lightenup, Susan, K.F.G., lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, Willi Nilli, Violet, mollie05, UM5, Saucy1121, AndiJ and all the REST of the “Cathy” clan joining us here today. As always, good to “see” you all! Happy Friday, everyone!

I recently saw a Cathy strip somewhere else. It said that “Men should come with instruction booklets.” Okay, here’s my take on that.

Page 1) In the morning before I leave for work, hug me.Page 2) In the evening when I get home, hug me.Page 3) Optionally, kiss me on my forehead.Page 4) Repeat daily and mean it.

The eye-rolls just keep on comin’ here at “Cathy”, don’t they?

Good joke, lightenupjr! Welcome to the “Cathy” madness … good to have you here.

Thank you, Billy, for your continued updates. Best wishes to Aaron and Gabe, and I can’t wait to see Aaron posting again when he’s up to it.

Happy Friday, all.

Hi other Cathyites (especially l-jr!!)

I think keeping his shirt on applies nicely in Irving’s case at both ends of the double entendre (sp?).