Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 10, 2014
August 09, 2014
August 11, 2014
Transcript:
Cathy: I'll have one scoop of chocolate chip in a sugar cone. Saleswoman: Certainly. That will be 325 calories. 33 grams of sugar...16 grams of fat...42 grams of carbs... But it can be much less. Following the selfless lead of fast-food giants across teh country we are proud to now also offer obesity-fighting healthy alternatives! Perhaps a fat-free frozen yogurt? Sugar-free ice milk? Lite organic berry sorbet in a non-edible cup? You can even ask for our new "down-sized" portion! See? All clearly listed on our fun new "healhy snackers" poster! Simply sign here to reject our healthy options...or do you wish to change your order?? Cathy: I'll have a triple scoop of double fudge on a chocolate-dipped jumbo waffle cone with sprinkles!! Saleswoman: Liability, down. Sales, up.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Ow—I think my head exploded. Again.
Although, Cathy’s final order DOES sound really tasty.
HI, MOM. Good Sunday Morning, “Cathy” Clan.
Gretchen's Mom over 10 years ago
Congratulations, Cathy. You just played right into the saleslady’s hands with all that nonsense she spouted and bought a much more expensive ice cream treat than you originally ordered. Oh, well. If you’re gonna go extra-tasty, sugary and calorie-filled, then you might as well GO BIG!!!!! ;-)
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s having a really nice day today!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Yay, Cathy! Sometimes you’ve Got to eat Real ice-cream! I hope you all have had a fun Sunday! ;)
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
Too many choices — just order what you want and DON’T sign anything!!