Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 30, 2018

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Saleswoman: With all the new injectables, peels and fillers, the days of guessing a woman's age by her wrinkles are over! Instead, we turn to another secret taught by mother nature: "visible strap counting." Cathy: Visible strap counting? Saleswoman: Just as we count the rings on a tree to learn the age of the tree, we can count straps to learn the age of the female! See? Six visible straps: age 20-25. Four straps: 25-35. Two straps: 35-45. Zero straps:... Cathy: Aack!! Saleswoman: Tanks, cams and lingerie are to your right! Way to keep the "layered look" alive for fall!