Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 31, 2022

Thigh cream. I vaguely remember using something like that back in the day. No surprise it didn’t work.

Why do we have to do such ugly and annoying things to look our best?

Ninety percent of the time, women I have dated have been friends first. I never have understood this business of trusting strangers with your heart. Usually, we remained friends after the romantic relationship ended. Maybe I have just been lucky.

Generally, I think that a little mystery is good for a relationship. There is such a thing as too much honesty. Just my two cents.

And Irving returns in 2000. I’m guessing this is the point at which he never really goes away again.

Oh cute! This is the beginning of the final relationship, I assume. I’m guessing they feel comfortable enough with each other to tell intimate details, but I’d draw the line at discussing hemorrhoids, which Irving comes very close to. Regardless, maybe this only proves how alike these two are, if this is how they start a date. To each their own… For me, I prefer a little mystery, esp in the beginning.

Hello Cathy friends! Happy Wednesday! Have a great day, all!

How romantic…

Well, at least they’re honest with each other—to an [eye-rolling] extreme.

HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.