Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 15, 2023

Pro tip, Cathy – men do not care. If they notice at all, they might think it’s weird but then they promptly forget about it.

When you’re married, it should all happen the same way it did when you were dating. Hopefully he knows what a hot mess you are and still married you.

Hello Cathy friends! Happy Tuesday! Have a great day, all!

Just dress away from the window and next to the mirror. As long as your underwear ends up under your clothes, you’re fine. Lets go, already.

“He leaves without me. When he comes back later, I show him my optimum outfit and he tells me how the party went.”

Hmmm. Determine what colour pants I will be wearing (ie – first dress pants I find in the closet), select same colour of socks, pick first shirt that goes with the colour of the pants. I have only one pair of dress shoes so black it is. Total time < 5 minutes. Sometimes it is good to be male – well, at least a person who does not care much about how they look (I know females who dress the same way).

Finally. A warm sunshiny day. I hope yours is too.

And if they ever did comment, they very soon learned better!

Oh, good heavens ….. I don’t know WHAT to say except that I think my poor head just exploded! (⊙_⊙)

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Hi, rgcviper! :-)

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Hello and Happy Tuesday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope you all had a really great day today! ♥

She said JEANS, Cathy.

1. Pick a shirt. 2. Pick matching pants/shorts. 3. Same for socks, shoes, etc. 4. Dress. BOOM! 5 minutes tops, I’m outta here.

As for comic Cathy’s … routine? AACK.

HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.