Cattitude — Doggonit by Anthony Smith for September 21, 2023

Check the ‘tude, dude.

If your rights are being read to you, it’s usually a sign that you shouldn’t speak without a lawyer present

I’ll just listen, thanks.

This one deserves a round of A-PAWS.

you have the right to remain silent, especially when the neighbors dog is barking please

Do you solemnly swear to tell the woof, the whole woof and nothing but the woof, so help you Dog ?