C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for March 12, 2009

I see that she’s thinking real hard…

I think nudity is appropriate for a first date.

Donna is headed for trouble (as usual).

Donna, don’t do it! –Stick with simple: jeans and spaghetti-strap top.

…a mini-skirt is too little for a first date…

Well, as the old joke goes, “a woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his pants down”.

Wear a kilt, get a level playing field.