“Stand, if thou be a man! Lay on, and DEATH to him who first cries ‘quarter!’” would have neen more effective. “I shall take thy life!” is just kinda…unimaginative, coming from this guy.
When the parole officer specifies; “no firearms…”
I once had a taxi customer show me his new crossbow.
Beautiful piece of workmanship.
He said his old one “wasn’t strong enough for mountain lion.”
There’s a sport. Lion ain’t gonna give you time to reload a crossbow,
so you’d better get it right the first time.
He was a Viet Nam, Medal of Honor, vet.
They never said he looked hot. The most Mona said was “Not bad”, and Donna said he looked kinda like Lucas, but fatter. It was the commentators here (not specifically Commentator) who assumed he was going to be hot.
margueritem about 14 years ago
Spanx for Men, now there’s a concept.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Donna sees what interests her. A cross-bow might be a very dangerous weapon in close quarters; whose life shall he take?
cdward about 14 years ago
I didn’t even know what it was - but they have Spanx for men. Too rich for my blood even if it might help my belly.
The missing M. Smokey about 14 years ago
yeeep?
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
“Stand, if thou be a man! Lay on, and DEATH to him who first cries ‘quarter!’” would have neen more effective. “I shall take thy life!” is just kinda…unimaginative, coming from this guy.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago
When the parole officer specifies; “no firearms…” I once had a taxi customer show me his new crossbow. Beautiful piece of workmanship. He said his old one “wasn’t strong enough for mountain lion.” There’s a sport. Lion ain’t gonna give you time to reload a crossbow, so you’d better get it right the first time. He was a Viet Nam, Medal of Honor, vet.
runar about 14 years ago
Given a chouce between facing a gun or a crossbow, I’d take the gun.
Commentator about 14 years ago
They thought he looked hot when they were checking him out through the window, now she’s saying he needs spanx? I don’t get it.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
They never said he looked hot. The most Mona said was “Not bad”, and Donna said he looked kinda like Lucas, but fatter. It was the commentators here (not specifically Commentator) who assumed he was going to be hot.