C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for April 10, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Amen to that!

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Another option is to ask them back next week, as you’re all out of fava beans and chianti.

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    hawgowar  over 13 years ago

    Or tell them you’re Roman Catholic. Thereafter they’ll avoid your place like the plague. The Pope is like kryptonite to Jehovah’s Witnesses.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Baslim nailed it… just be polite - But… I accept what they offer, and say goodbye - and they leave smiling.

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    The missing M. Smokey  over 13 years ago

    Invite them in for a beer.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    I too am polite but firm in my dismissal of Jehovah’s Witnesses at my door. If you are not interested, never allow them into your house.

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    awcoffman  over 13 years ago

    Dress up like a plumber or a painter (or other trade of your choice) and say “They’re not home”. Worked for me when our house was obviously being renovated..

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    rhg_greeneyes  over 13 years ago

    As a former JW, I say NEVER let them in your home and NEVER take their literature.

    I grew up in the religion, and because I left, neither my family (my parents and two brothers) or any of my so-called “friends” will talk to me. I am completely shunned as if I were dead.

    Their no-blood policy has killed thousands, and the families destroyed by their shunning policy is countless.

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    Tantor  over 13 years ago

    smell you later donna

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    x_Tech  over 13 years ago

    Just tell them you’re a Scientolgist and ask them if they’ve heard of L. Ron and Dianetics.

    Now wouldn’t that be fun?

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