Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for July 29, 2020

Pretty positive. Perhaps perversely particularly persuasive.

Properly prosecuted?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? In the cotton-pickin pickled pepper patch.

While it’s perfectly proper to pick fresh peppers from the pasture, Peter purloined pickled peppers from the pantry.