Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare for April 15, 2010

Don’t play with your food, Mel! The eel doesn’t like it.

I put a freshwater eel in my mom’s veggie drawer as a kid. Lived for five days. Should I send a Mother’s Day card?

I love sushi, but prefer sashimi. I don’t need all that filling rice. I find it hard to fathom Fergus being scared of anything food oriented.

Lewreader – do you think the eel was a mother?

Yeah I like sushi too. Battered and fried.