Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 12, 2010

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    well, she’s lying down on the grass now (like some people suggested). any bets on whether the ref has any sympathy for her plight? i’ll take the “no” side.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Think of it as an audition for a role in one of the medical shows; express the pain in broad strokes like a professional soccer player.

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    Basqueian  over 14 years ago

    This is when players start to learn acting for the ref, just like the pros

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Elbows work well. You still get the foul, but it sends a better message to the idiot causing trouble. (Ty Cobb used to take a file and sharpen his cleats in front of the other teams dugout and mention he’d be sliding in later on. Reason no one ever invites him the the Field of Dreams.)

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    mrprongs  over 14 years ago

    Tell the Ref Debbie doesn’t get that no means no. She’ll never touch you again.

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