Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 12, 2013
May 11, 2013
May 13, 2013
Transcript:
Grandfather Oliver: Don't sound like a fool, son! Baseball players are twice the athletes soccer players are! They use their legs and their arms! George: Pop, I'm not saying baseball players aren't athletes. I'm just syaing that soccer players are more fit. They run constantly for a whole match. Grandfather: That's all they do is run! Run and kick, run and kick! Baseball requires more skill! George: Soccer players are skilled! They're running while they're dribbling a soccer ball! Try that sometime, Pop! Margaret: Children, please... let's try to find some common ground where you can agree the sports are equal. Like the universal sports tragedy-- the cruel injustice of bad calls from the officials. Granddad: The calls are a lot worse in baseball. George: Aw, man-- no way! Haven't you been to any of Jerome's soccer matches? Those refs can't get anything right!
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
No problem. When you reach the bottom, run like heck for shore.
Dr Lou Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yes….Edit definitely needs to learn to swim; people need to learn to swim. That aside, one does not join and practice with a swim team in order to learn to swim.