Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 26, 2021
November 25, 2021
November 27, 2021
Transcript:
Man: I hope you're proud of the "win," coach! You should be ashamed of yourself for teaching your players to cheat! You're turning those girls into thugs! Man 2: Go tell it to Oprah, loser. Man 1: Oprah? This game was more like Jerry Springer! You parents should be ashamed for letting your coach teach dirty soccer! Edith: Uh, Dad, maybe you should go muzzle Mr. Pruitt. Girl: Daddy...! Tippit: Yeah... just as soon as he says something I disagree with. Man 1: And where's that crummy ref?!
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
No Edith, your dad is on Jerry’s side for once. He actually has a good reason to complain this time. He’s trying to protect his defenseless little Dawn after she was bullied by those mean girls from the visiting team. Dawn should be a little bit more grateful that her father is sticking up for her and the other Panthers.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Jerry is about ready to slap that stupid little smirk of that awful coach’s face. Bull wants to join in on the action, but he can’t because he wants to stay strictly neutral and professional.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Get the little blonde with the long ponytail to whip the bad coach and his team. Ponytail power!
InquireWithin almost 3 years ago
Well, that happens. There are parent/coaches/authority figures who really do teach the kids that “winning is everything” and any tactic is fair game so long as you don’t get caught. I love how the artist was savvy enough to show that the offenders knew how to “game the system” by committing their fouls when the ref wasn’t looking or couldn’t see from a particular angle. And yeah, I’ve heard of coaches who teach specifically how to do that and get away with it.
Anything to win.