Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 24, 2024
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Transcript:
Abby Harper: Coach, it's freezing! Coach Tippit: You'll warm up as you play. But don't look at Coach Neely. That will just make you colder. Coach Neely: Hey, mon, I'm from Jamaica. I get hypothermia pulling fish sticks out of the freezer.
Ellis97 10 months ago
Let this be a lesson to all of us: Never play soccer in the freezing cold. Hugo and Inez learned this the hard way in yesterday’s strip, and now, the Panthers are following suit.
rhpii 10 months ago
The coldest game I ever refereed was at South Dakota State. 24° wind chill in the sub zero range with ice pellets. It was so cold that when I carded a player in the second half, I couldn’t get my hand to close over the pencil to write down the number. I had to ask my AR to back me up remember it.
ObsiWan Premium Member 10 months ago
Have you not heard of INDOOR soccer??
ldmulvaney73 10 months ago
Coach Neely was obviously not on the bobsled team (remember “Cool Runnings”?)