Close to Home by John McPherson for September 12, 1995

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Mr. Clegner's Mood as of: 9:45 Monday Mellow Flakey Mr. Happy Demonic Caring Morose Homicidal Paranoid Comatose Hyper Comments: Threw overhead projector at Ten Mutlin for wearing an ugly tie. Not a good day to be late with a project. Avoid eye contact.