Close to Home by John McPherson for February 21, 1999
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Panel 1: Man: Convenient access to I-81 and I-90! Unique location prevents now and ice from accumulating on and around the house! Potential for a $5,000 a year side income selling used hubcaps and mufflers! Woman: Excellent, Byron. Excellent! Panel 2: See that fuzzy green stuff? That's meatloaf from the great food fight of '77. Panel 1: Realty ad copywriting 201. Panel 2: Knowlegable students are able to trace the history of the school's most memorable food fights by studying the cafeteria ceiling.