Close to Home by John McPherson for April 11, 2000
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Transcript:
Man: They're both from Yichtylvania. Zeechel is eight and Grotcha is six. Whoa! Is it 4:30 already? Time for soccer practice! Tired of constantly being singled out to work overtime because he's childless, Ted fakes adopting two kids.
