It’s frigid outside, but when you really come to think about it…
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the > Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero > on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start > saying…”Cold ‘nuff fer ya?”
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Penguin 1021, I loved that, Thanks. It brought back “fond” memories of growing up in northern Wisconsin. to me the only thing that I thought was cold, was swimming in Lake Superior!
Jml58 over 15 years ago
Is that C or F?
limarick over 15 years ago
Kelvin
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Since it’s in hell, that’s probably a fake thermostat anyway…
pjbear94 over 15 years ago
It’s frigid outside, but when you really come to think about it…
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Duluth sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the > Mini-Van. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero > on the Kelvin scale.) People in Minnesota start > saying…”Cold ‘nuff fer ya?” 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.We minnesotans be a hardy breed.
battycomic Premium Member over 15 years ago
Maybe it’s “hell-vin”, or “hell-sius”, or even “hell-enheit.”
bald over 15 years ago
if it’s that hot , why are you wearing those robes?
pjbear94 over 15 years ago
It’s in Calvin.
JonD17 over 15 years ago
Penguin 1021, I loved that, Thanks. It brought back “fond” memories of growing up in northern Wisconsin. to me the only thing that I thought was cold, was swimming in Lake Superior!
JonD17 over 15 years ago
Wow, they musta read Calvin today!!
Sternvogel over 15 years ago
The robes are made of asbestos to keep the demons from getting burned by the flames.
runar over 15 years ago
What is that in °Rankine? Or °Réaumur?