"It says here that men who make love twice a week live 12 years longer than men who are celibate. You're trying to kill me, aren't you?"
How sad.
Yes, you sly dog, you’ve figured it out.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
So, do they drown?
couldn’t take twelve more years of looking at those drapes, anyway
Twelve more years to enjoy that insurance policy payoff.
Come to think of it…. it WAS about the time the life insurance became effective.
Marriage counselor: don’t you think sex is important to a marriage?
Wife: Of course I do. but this animal wants it 2 or 3 times a year!
rac0308:
his birthday, her birthday and their anniversary?
how about valentines day too.
oh wait, his birthday is the same day as their anniversary
Yes, and if she forbids you to think about sex too, maybe you’ll die even faster.
Sounds kinda trendy.
Technically speaking - celibate merely means NOT married. Not sure when the word began to mean more than that - but the ORIGINAL meaning of the word was merely to remain unmarried - usually for religious reasons.
Do it every day, either alone or with somebody. Just stay healthy.
August 21, 2015
lfanterickson over 14 years ago
How sad.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Yes, you sly dog, you’ve figured it out.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha!
gtsagan over 14 years ago
So, do they drown?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
couldn’t take twelve more years of looking at those drapes, anyway
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Twelve more years to enjoy that insurance policy payoff.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Come to think of it…. it WAS about the time the life insurance became effective.
Marriage counselor: don’t you think sex is important to a marriage?
Wife: Of course I do. but this animal wants it 2 or 3 times a year!
bald over 14 years ago
rac0308:
his birthday, her birthday and their anniversary?
how about valentines day too.
oh wait, his birthday is the same day as their anniversary
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Yes, and if she forbids you to think about sex too, maybe you’ll die even faster.
comYics over 14 years ago
Sounds kinda trendy.
DebJ4 over 14 years ago
Technically speaking - celibate merely means NOT married. Not sure when the word began to mean more than that - but the ORIGINAL meaning of the word was merely to remain unmarried - usually for religious reasons.
davesmithsit over 14 years ago
Do it every day, either alone or with somebody. Just stay healthy.