Close to Home by John McPherson for April 18, 2010

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    That’s fine if you already have further knowledge of the clean up details. Otherwise, you’ll end up on Bones, CSI Miami, CSI, Numbers……………. And it just isn’t worth the hassle. Too bad Columbo isn’t still around. He really made them suffer first.

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    If he has to read a “For Dummies” book about it, he’s obviously not smart enough to make the cut.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    While he’s at it, he should pick up a copy of Avoiding the Death Penalty for Dummies.

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    “yes, sir, he’s the man! I saw him with a copy of “Axe Murdering for Dummies”! I recognize that look and that tattoo anywhere!

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    *Hot Rod*  over 14 years ago

    The guy who wrote it is up 5 to 10.

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    johnparadox  over 14 years ago

    What I wonder is.. who WROTE the book?

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Just a moment Dear, I only have one more chapter.

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    Jascat  over 14 years ago

    I wonder if he has a particular person in mind, or is this just for random hacking?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    that stereotype depiction of an axe murderer is offensive to us normal looking, college educated, tattoo-less axe murderers!

    I raise my axe in protest!

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    svspatel  over 14 years ago

    It would be more interesting if the lady beside him was his wife.

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    sdvogel  over 14 years ago

    I like the author photo on the back page; fella (or fellon?) holding the trusty axe!

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    calvinandquestionmark  over 14 years ago

    Can you get that one in the self help section?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Whadaya got, lieutenant?” “Looks like someone killed him with a body spray…”

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 14 years ago

    Fish Stix - I’m gonna borrow that! “Kalifornistan” I’ve been looking for a better one than “USSR (Union of Sicko Socialist Reprobates).

    Ja, in Oakland, CA the Thought Police have banned the disciplining of your children so now Axe Murdering has become a spectator sport and they drag the corpses of the police through the streets when they try to stop them.

    Welcome to Rome in 70 AD.

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    becca007  almost 12 years ago

    anyone else realize that the store is actually called sunshine books?

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