On my right, a 450 lbs man. On my right, a woman with a teething baby. The teen behind me keeping time with his feet to his walkman. I’ll show you the friendly skies.
Last summer, I flew for the first time in about 20 years. It was such an uncomfortable experience, that I will only fly in an emergency, even if it means that getting on the train here in Columbia to go anywhere means boarding at 3 am.
Gee, kinda looks like a snake that swallowed, well, a wide one…
Celecca-sorry your ride was unpleasant. I still admire an industry that still has at least a few parts made and operated by the Usas.
Rude passengers, uncomfortable seating, still beats the heck out of going Greyhound. California to Ohio, worst three days of my life. Never again, never, ever again.
Neo! For God’s sake, why would you take a bus, when AMTRAK would get you there far more comfortably for the same money in less time? USE YOUR HEAD, man!
margueritem over 14 years ago
An idea whose time has come!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
You’re laughing now, but wait until they charge you for two seats if you weigh more than 100 pounds (45.359237 kg).
Plunk your magic twanger, margueritem!
parethed over 14 years ago
Note the pogo wheels on the end of the wings…need something to balance all o’them butts…
cdward over 14 years ago
Their logo: WHA, WHA, WHA, no more whiny about your fat hiney”
lewisbower over 14 years ago
On my right, a 450 lbs man. On my right, a woman with a teething baby. The teen behind me keeping time with his feet to his walkman. I’ll show you the friendly skies.
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
@Lew–Then they serve frijoles for lunch.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
to paraphrase the line from ‘jaws’:
we need a bigger plane
ninetoes over 14 years ago
puts a new meaning to “wide body jet”
celeconecca over 14 years ago
Last summer, I flew for the first time in about 20 years. It was such an uncomfortable experience, that I will only fly in an emergency, even if it means that getting on the train here in Columbia to go anywhere means boarding at 3 am.
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
Wish I had the guts to send this to my 325# son whose job requires frequent trips by air.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
You have your choice of First A$$ or Couch.
John D. Wilder Premium Member over 14 years ago
Gee, kinda looks like a snake that swallowed, well, a wide one… Celecca-sorry your ride was unpleasant. I still admire an industry that still has at least a few parts made and operated by the Usas.
steelersneo over 14 years ago
Rude passengers, uncomfortable seating, still beats the heck out of going Greyhound. California to Ohio, worst three days of my life. Never again, never, ever again.
James Lindley Premium Member over 14 years ago
In first class they also serve Hiney Wine, the wine in the flip top can. Made at Hiney Winery by Red and Thor Hiney.
bikemaster over 14 years ago
Neo! For God’s sake, why would you take a bus, when AMTRAK would get you there far more comfortably for the same money in less time? USE YOUR HEAD, man!