"This is the new Ford Tortoise. No matter how fast you drive, it sends a subliminal message to state troopers that you're going slowly."
LOL! I like that idea!
But how much do you have to shell out?
This model was in response to the Chevy Snail.
And in response the now defunct Saturn Slug.
So instead of “sticker shock” you get Shell shocked with this one?
@ interceptor: When people saw the Chevy Snail drive by they said, “Look at that S - car - go!”
Ha ha love it!
And for the tree huggers, it’s about as green as it gets.
@ fogger_man: LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh!
^Fogger_man
To shell you should go for that pun!
I bet they come with a life time supply of………………… wait for it………………………….…….………. Turtle Wax!
LOL
It only takes Shell gas, though.
Looks more like aToyota TURDle.
August 21, 2015
margueritem over 13 years ago
LOL! I like that idea!
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
But how much do you have to shell out?
interceptor over 13 years ago
This model was in response to the Chevy Snail.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
And in response the now defunct Saturn Slug.
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
So instead of “sticker shock” you get Shell shocked with this one?
Fogger_man over 13 years ago
@ interceptor: When people saw the Chevy Snail drive by they said, “Look at that S - car - go!”
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
Ha ha love it!
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
And for the tree huggers, it’s about as green as it gets.
pinkdryad Premium Member over 13 years ago
@ fogger_man: LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh!
phuhknees over 13 years ago
^Fogger_man
To shell you should go for that pun!
Fogger_man over 13 years ago
I bet they come with a life time supply of………………… wait for it………………………….…….………. Turtle Wax!
lin4869 over 13 years ago
LOL
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
It only takes Shell gas, though.
comicnut4636 over 13 years ago
Looks more like aToyota TURDle.