Close to Home by John McPherson for June 29, 2011

Snerk!

Oh no! It’s SRO!

Now that’s a lot of hemo-rhoids.

They all appear to be upstanding members of the community.

Standing room only I assume.

This reminds me of a greeting card I saw…on the cover it said “Hemorrhoids?” ( then you open it and it said)…you’ll never get them ..your a perfect a$$hole!….

Help! I got up and can’t get down.

So, are they all perfect a-holes?

Those types of conferences take a lot of Preparation!

Could have a serious case of ’roid rage here.

Well, that’s gotta be a short speech there…

i used to sell preperation H…but it didn’t last too long becausepeople stopped buying it because they were too tight….

In this instance, he really deserves a sitting ovation.

I love the “silly walk” avatar!!!

radish, you been slumming with a python?

Now let’s all go stand on the couch and watch TV John will probably come up with a better one tomorrow.

I wouldn’t stand for that kind of talk!