I thought match.com was a site dedicated to everything matches, as was invented in 1827 by John Walker, English chemist and apothecary. He discovered that if he coated the end of a stick with certain chemicals and let them dry, he could start a fire by striking the stick anywhere.
I can relate to that poor sock. I also am old (calendar years – not at heart), wrinkled (let’s call them ‘laugh lines’), alone like the pear tree needing a mate to be whole. {I just need one, not a 6-pack. Who do you think I am, Warren Jeffs?} (if destined to be the only pear tree in a forest of oaks then maybe I can be a mentor (not a minotaur) to the mature saplings (not siblings) and feel useful still.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Cute.
Woody157 over 13 years ago
What? Nothing with stripes?
phuhknees over 13 years ago
Dryer humor…
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Try missing mate.com also.
DocOmics over 13 years ago
Athletic socks usually come in 6 pair packs, so a match should be easy.
DocOmics over 13 years ago
I thought match.com was a site dedicated to everything matches, as was invented in 1827 by John Walker, English chemist and apothecary. He discovered that if he coated the end of a stick with certain chemicals and let them dry, he could start a fire by striking the stick anywhere.
Woody157 over 13 years ago
I can relate to that poor sock. I also am old (calendar years – not at heart), wrinkled (let’s call them ‘laugh lines’), alone like the pear tree needing a mate to be whole. {I just need one, not a 6-pack. Who do you think I am, Warren Jeffs?} (if destined to be the only pear tree in a forest of oaks then maybe I can be a mentor (not a minotaur) to the mature saplings (not siblings) and feel useful still.
machpovii3 over 13 years ago
I was waiting for someone to do this joke.
blackman2732 over 13 years ago
If only it were that easy.
REDROCKER51 over 13 years ago
must be a sock puppet….
mrnathat over 13 years ago
Take your date to the sock hop! HA!