Close to Home by John McPherson for December 14, 2011

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    flyertom  almost 13 years ago

    LifeSavers have a warranty? Next time I’ll return the broken ones I find in the stack.

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    flyertom  almost 13 years ago

    How many times have you screamed “Lawsuit!” (and other things) when you’ve got a piece of that aluminum foil on one of your fillings?

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    can i get the Platinum Club extended warranty?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 13 years ago

    Could you sue if Life Savers fail to save somebody’s life?

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    redarmrest  almost 13 years ago

    pure irony, choking on a lifesaver

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    mrssaskfan  almost 13 years ago

    My son accidently broke the end off the cord for his new electric guitar and, though he can fix it for a couple of bucks, called his friend at the guitar shop to ask if it was under warranty at all. The guitar shop guy cheerfully told him, “Nope, that’s under the Complete Idiot Extended Warranty and you didn’t get that.”

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    Zaristerex  almost 13 years ago

    He must be at Best Buy. I bought a tablet from Best Buy the other day, and the salesman would not stop hassling me for the Black Tie plan. He really started treating me like a second-class citizen because I didn’t get it and I got angry he was wasting my time by not accepting my answer. Buying online next time.

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    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    This one has a hole in it.

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