Close to Home by John McPherson for March 26, 2014

Learning how to live for morons.

Virtual reality isn’t.

I had that one when I was a kid. Played the heck out of it.

Aunt farm.

…or you could really GO outside!

Well, if the media hadn’t made every parent feel like someone was waiting outside their door to snatch their child away, maybe people would LET their kids play outside.

“American Dad” just had a similar joke – a video game named “Outside” and “Outside 2.”