Close to Home by John McPherson for July 21, 2015

Hmm, I wonder. Which one is the bigger hit with them, the shock or the paddles.

This is merely an insurance regulation.

My husband had a major heart attack after we’d done some “romancing”. Thankfully, the EMS got him to the hospital in time, so he survived.

“and could you stick around for four hours. I, uh, may need a doctor then too.”

Didn’t Bill Cosby say that first?

Oh Boy, that’s a good’un!

Nelson Rockefeller might still be alive today if he’d had that guy standing by!

Hugh Hefner’s house?

Hugh Hefner’s house?

Kinky is when you use feathers in your “play”Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.